Picking adam up from school.

About a month ago, while Adam was in 8th grade, my car was in the shop, so I had to go pick him up from school in 'The Van'. It had sat in the driveway all winter, and had been pooped on by several hundred starlings, it was quite a mess. I was late picking him up, something that does not make him happy, so I went to get him before going through the car wash. As I pulled up to pick him up, one of his friends said to a girl, is that your van??? they were all laughing about it. another asked Adam if it was his ride, he said it was. and they laughed and said "dare you to go get in it then", Adam proceeded to climb in, much to the shock and horror of his friends. You should have seen their faces!!!